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SMASH HELPS YOU SHOP: MikeD, Garrett and Justin’s holiday picks!

MikeD
WHAT: GANGSTER
WHY:
If you were raised on the streets of Van Meter, IA, like I was, you’ll know the true meaning of thug life, and NOTHING is more gangster than wearing a shirt that says so in beautiful sea-foam-green.
Garrett
WHAT: AKWARD SEXUAL ADV.
WHY:
Christmas is a time for peace… a peace of @$$ that is. And for Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Lighten up! Put that nuclear weapons program on hold, grab one of these shirts and remember, your missle doesn’t always have to be nuclear. It’s simple slip this shirt on, slip your pants off, pick a target, and Bombs away! (*But don’t forget to always have an exit strategy)
WHO: Justin
WHAT: THE TRAVELERS
WHY:
It may be the awesomest shirt we have right now. I like the destroyed look because of my rock and roll roots. This is the perfect gift for anyone who is amazing or thinks they are amazing or wants to look amazing. It also is a good gift for people you are trying to get to know better because it subtlely says, “Let’s be friends, I am made out of mostly cotton.”
nprSMASH goes global… AGAIN!As most of you know, mikeD is a 65 year old man stuck in a 25 year old’s body — hooked on 60 Minutes, PBS, Cialis, and NPR.So, this past Friday, when SMASH was featured on NPR’s “Day To Day”, mikeD had to add some heart medication to his daily regimen.

Click on the link below to listen to all 4 minutes and 16 seconds of nationally syndicated glory! Now it’s
official (confirming many’s worst fears): the opinions of the guys at SMASH are now representative of “20
somethings” across Iowa.

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=17253080